Shy Boy

My friend from the previous song told the protagonist of this one that I would write an inspirational song for him, as you will find out about now. I think of it as more of a poem. It was written on the spot.


Wolfie, Wolfie
You can do it,
When they see you
Their eyes will be lit.

You'll swan on over
Show them your charm,
Then they'll be
Resting their hand gently on your arm.

If you show them your wit
Get them into your mind,
Only god knows
What type of nice girl you'll find.

Don't be ashamed of your talents
Or your nerdy ways,
She'll love you for you;
It'll be like riding the waves.

Bring her for walks
Read her some books,
Show her your favourite films
And then maybe you'll fuck.

So next time you're in college
Just go and say hi,
The cute one that looked at you;
She might also be shy.

Take a chance
You're only young,
You might be what she needs
Go have some fun.